Bollywood Syndrome

Now i think most of you know that I have random urges to watch Bollywood movies. I frikin love them... at times when they are not cliche.  HOWEVER! they are also the most evilest things on earth. I haven't been watching Bollywood movies as readily as i used to these two years because of HSC which is also evil. But thats not the point. So yesterday after fathers day lunch we went to this indian shop at sutherland to buy random spices. My brother and I were looking through the dvd section and i really wanted a copy of "Isaqzaade" even though i have watched it numerous times and its on the net. I wanted it on dvd because its got my bollywood crush in it aka arjun kapoor. frikin sexy as. anyways so i bought this movie called "ramaiya vastavaiya" because my best told me it was pretty funny. So it was a romantic comedy which because i am sometime a girl i love haha. And after watching that movie i had the Bollywood syndrome which is basically when you have this crazy idea that everything in the world is perfect and prince charming is waiting for you. so yeah, and because i watched it yesterday i am still suffering from this syndrome and its actually quite sad because you are completely removed from reality for a few days. ahah and for those who haven't watched a bollywood movie heres a run down on the bollywood syndrome

1. You watch a bollywood movie. Most likely one where a boy and a girl fall in love and its the sweetest love story and the boy is basically prince charming.
2. If your a girl watching this, then the boy is the most romantic thing you have seen. good looks, amazing personality and basically perfect. the boy loves the girl too much and he does everything for her and is willing to give his life. He even goes to length to show how much he loves her my occasionally getting beat up and shot :) If you are a boy watching this then the girl is this amazing pretty, sensible family orientated girl that looks like she walked off a cat walk. she is most likely studious and has never had a boyfriend before and is waiting for prince charming. most of the time its us female viewers who goes crazy for these bollywood males.
3. You laugh throughout the movie and sit there with a paper and pen and write down the songs throughout the movie that you will download as soon as the movie is over. if you find the characters attractive then you will also google the shit out of them and get ready to watch other movies of them.
4. the movie finishes and you retreat back into your room and go on youtube to listen to and download the songs.
5. You then play the lovey dovey songs on repeat for the next few weeks
6. you go to sleep thinking if the movie were real and if you would find a boy/girl like that
7. you wake up thinking the same thing
8. this continues for the next few days or weeks depending on your level of obsessiveness.

And there folks is the bollywood syndrome. extremely deadly and will most likely lead you to watching more and more bollywood movies which will then ensure that you never break out of this continuous  cycle

oh and i also graduate in three weeks.

Signing off,
Forger xo.